Saturday, February 21, 2009

Unfortunately, Deborah . . .

. . . has had a series of unfortunate events!

Actually, I ran across a fun little game to play using any internet search engine. You simply type in the words "unfortunately, XXX" and replace the XXX with your first name. Click "Go" and see what comes back.

When I Googled "unfortunately, Deborah" I was surprised at the long list of results! Some funny, some sad, some terrifying, but all entertaining in their own way. Here's a sampling (with any last names removed):

Unfortunately, Deborah should have chosen a better song to make a hit single from...

Unfortunately, Deborah didn't do much better, declaring that the G8 summit, which dealt with climate concerns among other things…

Unfortunately Deborah passed away after a fatal car wreck on Georgia’s I-85 during a rain storm...

Unfortunately, Deborah's choice to abort her child was based largely in part on fear instilled by her Christian mother, and fear of society…

Unfortunately, Deborah was the one much better at that than me, so, in 2005, I eventually sold the business to Music Sales Corp...

Unfortunately, Deborah pissed off Buddha and got her sick and decided to throw a monsoon on her as well…

Unfortunately Deborah's 6th place finish was disallowed…

Unfortunately, Deborah is not able to accommodate patients that have no transportation…

Unfortunately Deborah was unable to attend the meeting…

Unfortunately Deborah received little advice on how to change. “All the doctor said was eat more food and don’t walk too fast,” she says…

Unfortunately, Deborah’s case has been closed, although she remains missing…

Unfortunately, Deborah had three myopic judges on her case. ...

Unfortunately, Deborah wasn't drinking enough water, and she got somewhat dehydrated…

Unfortunately Deborah got herself into an argument with some local people who had some Owls …

Unfortunately, Deborah comes off as too childlike,..

Unfortunately, Deborah and Erika broke a very important Lapp taboo, and they were summoned and severely reprimanded...

Unfortunately, Deborah does not think there is a silver bullet…

Unfortunately, Deborah and I only managed to make it to two out of three, but two out of three ain’t bad…

Unfortunately, Deborah was not experienced riding down busy streets with a group of friends….

Unfortunately, Deborah decided not to proceed with us, because an injury sustained to her knee 3 weeks before on our last hike was causing her a lot of pain ...

Unfortunately Deborah and the rest of the group found an eagle ray!

Unfortunately Deborah took a nasty tumble on the course which left her with injuries to the arm and leg when she finished in 22nd place...

Unfortunately for Deborah and her husband, the patriarch of the Gannett family (her husband's father) had more children than he could provide for...


The one in green is my favorite.

Try it with your own name and let me know your favorite!

4 comments:

Floyd said...

Well that I would say was unfortunate for sure.

kate said...

Oof, don't piss off Buddha!

As for me:

Unfortunately Kate's globe trotting is restricted because she starves when abroad.

but luckily:

Unfortunately Kate tells Time Magazine she won’t be going completely nude in another movie any time soon.

however, not so luckily:

Unfortunately, Kate’s not so dead husband Curtis resurfaced into town and blackmailed Kate.

That's fun!

spencer said...

This was the first one to come up for me...Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters.

Judy said...

"... unfortunately, Judy punches out Punch."

hahahahahhaaha!!

Fun game. Remind me to stay on Buddha's good side.